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Mera naam Rahul hai, mai 19 saal da ha, meri height 5.8 foot hai te mera lund 6 inch da hai.

I mahine pehla mere ghar wich ik function si, uss wich sai kyi rishtedaara, neighbours te hor loka nu vi bulaya si.

Function sari raat da si, te saade ghar rishtedaara da aana 12 ku vje suru ho gya si.

Uss din mai ghar wich kaam krwa reha si te mai ik kudi dekhi, oh vi menu dekh rahi si.

Mai 12 baar usnu chori chori dekhya ande jande par meri ohde naal mulakat nah hoyi.

Sham nu jad asi mai tyaar hon lga ki oh mere kamre ch aayi

Te kehndi…

SHE : hlo…

ME : hlo, hnji

SHE : actually mai change karna si? ki mai ohre kar sakdi aa?

ME : ji ha, par mai filhal nahan ja reha

SHE : ok, fir mai ore wait kar leni aa

ME : ok. vese thohada naam ki aa?

SHE : janvi, te soda?

ME : rahul

JANVI, oh 18 saal di hai, height 5.4 foot hai, husan di malika, boobs aur gaand jyada badi nahi par y full aa.

Mera ohnu dekh ke bada mann si ki us nu choda.

Mai fer andar bath lyi gya, mai notice kita ki oh menu gate de hole cho dekh rahi aa

Mai fer bath le ke bahar aaya ta dekhya ki oh bra te panty ch mere kamre ch khadi si

Os ne skin bra te black panty payi hoyi si

Oh bohat y lag rahi si

Mera ohnu dekh lun khada ho gya mai bhi sirf towel ch si

Oh menu naughty ishare karan lagi

Te achanak aake mera towel kholta te mera lun fad lya

SHE : chup rahi rahul

ME : yaar tu chad de, koyi aaju ga

SHE : nahi koyi nhi aanda

ME : kyo

SHE : mai kundi lati, hun apa thoda fun karde aa

ME : jive ki

SHE : tenu pta mai ki kehna chahundi aa

ME : par…

SHE : par var kuch nahi

ME : ok fer mai tenu chum la, te tere mumme naal khed la

SHE : ha ha jaldi suru kar

ME : ok

Fer mai usnu chuman lga te te usdi bra utari

Usde gore mumme azad kite

Gore gore mumme te pink nipple

Oh puri y si

Ohde vadde vadde mumme mai dab dab ke pagal ho reha si

Mera loda hun puri tarah tyar si os nu chodan lyi

Fer mai os di kaali raang di kachi taari te ohdi fudi te thukk suteya

Te apna lun osdi fudi ch iko vaari ch pata

Oh ron lag pyi osdi fudi di seal tut gyi

Khun liklan lga, te menu ohdi cheekaan sun ke hor josh aaya, mai hor speed kichti

SHE – aaaahhhh! aaaahhhh! aaaahhhh! Maaa

Mai ta margi, haye meri chut,

Kuteya ehnu bahar kad,

Haye oye raba.

ME – bas thoda ja hor

SHE – na, kadi jaldi, kadi

ME – dekh hun ta mai tere nal pyar naal kar reha nahi ta mai roughly karu, naale

teri gaand maru

SHE – na please, chal tu do min ruk ta ja menu sah le len de

ME – nah hun eh bahar ni nikalda, je bahar aaya ta sidha teri boond ch jau

SHE – na yaar tu boond na mari, par slow kar

ME – ruk

Mai speed hor tez karti

Oh ron lag pyi te har uchi cheekan lagi

SHE – ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha! ahhhhh!

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

haye! aye! Aye!

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

slow! Please! Slow! Rahul please yaaar

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Fer kuch time baad oh vi mera sath den lagi

ME – kyo mja aa reha?

SHE – ha, tu mere mumme ta dab de, ehna nu masal

ME – ha ha kyo nhi

Fer mai usde chite chite gol gol mumme masalan lag gya

Mai usde boobs te nipple te dandi vadi

Oh cheek pyi

SHE – haye

ME – ki hoya?

SHE – kanjra tu ta mera mumma fad ta, nipple cho khoon aun lg gya nale mere mumme te tere teeth de nishan pe gye ne

ME – per ki hoya tu keda apne mumme kisi nu dikhane aa

SHE – ha par

ME – chal hun tu ghodi ban, mai teri chut chatni aa

SHE – ok

Oh mud ke ghodi ban gyi te mai apna loda ohdi tight boond ch dhake naal iko vaari ch pa ta

Oh chekan lagi zora nal par mai gor na kitti mai chodi gya

SHE – Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

ME – kyo aaya mja?

SHE – kad la tu keha si vi meri boond ni marda

ME – ha par chal aaye das hun mai apna maal teri boond ch pava ya teri fudi ch?

SHE – ki kahi jana tu, tera dimag ta ni kharab, ehnu mere muh ch padi jyada to jyada

ME – nah boond ya fudi?

SHE – chal tu mere mumme te padi

ME – nah jaldi das mera hon vala

SHE – boond hi pade fer, chal mai goli khalu

ME – ok

Fer mai 10 min usnu hor thokan toh baad ohdi boond ch pa dita

Oh cheekdi rahi

SHE – Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!

ahhhhh! Ahhh! mhhh! Ohhh! Maaa ahhhaahhaha!…

karke asi apnre apne kapde paa ke tyaar ho gye

mai os da number leta te feed kar leya

fer asi os raat kise na kise bahane kamre ch aude te karde

asi os din 45 round hor kitte

mai osnu pura ji bhar ke chodya

us di fudi te gand di puri tasali krayi

hun sanu jis din moka milda os anusar kar lende aa

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