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Hello doston, mera naam Rohan hai. Main Mumbai ka rehne wala hu. Ye kahani 2020 ki hai, jo meri maa par aadharit hai. Ye kahani thodi lambi hogi. So hum log isko parts mein complete karenge.
Main ek college student tha, aur meri maa ek kamwali thi, jo doosre ko ghar par jhaadu pocha karti thi. Mere pita ji 5 saal pehle hi guzar gaye the. Tab se meri maa na mera khayaal rakha tha. College mein mere zyada dost nahi the, kyunki main gareeb tha. Main zyada kisi se baat bhi nahi karta tha.
Second year mere do dost bane Salim aur Ali. Ye log Hyderabad ke rehne waale the, aur Mumbai padhayi ke liye aaye the. Ye log yaha pa hostel mein rehte the.
Sab kuch theek chal raha tha. Tab tak 25 March ko Mumbai mein lockdown lag gaya, aur kisi ko pata nahi tha lockdown kab open hoga. College band ho gaya tha. Maa ki Naukri (kamwali) chali gayi thi. Hum log ek basti mein rehte the 1RK tha wo. Ghar mein paise nahi the, aur maa aur main dono tension mein the. Tabhi mujhe Salim ka call aaya.
Salim: Bhai sun na.
Main: Bol na bhai kya hua?
Salim: Teri help chahiye thi. Lockdown ki wajah se hostel band ho raha hai. Aur hum log Hyderabad bhi nahi jaa sakte. Hum logon ke paas rehne ke liye ghar nahi hai. Kidhar se to ghar ka jugaad kar. Hum log rent ke liye ready hai.
Main (Maine thoda socha aur bola): Bhai tu ek kaam kar, mere ghar par aa jao rehne ko.
Salim: Nahi bhai. Tere ghar pe tum logon ko problem ho jayega.
Main: Nahi bhai, kuch nahi hoga. Sirf mujhe rent dena 8000 rupay (Haste hue).
Salim: Kyun nahi bhai, thank you. Hum log kal subah aa jaate hai.
Fir maine sab baatein maa ko boli aur unko samjhaya ki Salim aur Ali dono 8000 rupay monthly denge hum logon ko.
Maa: Beta par hamara ghar bahut chhota hai.
Main: Kuch farak nahi padta. Adjust kar lenge. 8000 rupay mil raha hai na. Kuch to acha ho raha hai lockdown mein.
Maa kuch nahi boli, aur doosre din Salim aur Ali mere ghar par rehne ko aa gaye.
Maa: Andar aao beta tum log.
Salim aur Ali: Namaste aunty ji.
Maa: Namaste! Ye lo, paani pee lo.
Main: Haa bhai log apna hi room samjho. Zyada bada to nahi hai, par hum log sab adjust kar lenge.
Ali: Haa bhai jaan.
Dekhte hi dekhte 15 din beet chuke the. Din mein hum log mobile pe game khelte the, aur raat mein kabhi hall mein nahi to terrace par jaa kar so jaate the. Salim aur Ali abhi parivar ka hissa lagne lag gaye the. Ek din hum log terrace par so rahe the. Ali aur Salim kuch baat kar rahe the. Unko laga main soya hua tha.
Ali: Bhai ya lockdown kab khatam hoga?
Salim: Haa na, ghar mein rehreh kar main pagal ho gaya hu.
Ali: Main bhi Salim bhai. Kitne dino se kisi ko choda nahi hai.
Salim: Wo to hai. Tujhe to pata hai lockdown ke pehle main har hafte randi ko choda tha. Kitne din ho gaye lund ko chut ka swaad chakhaye hue.
Ali: Kya pata lockdown kab khatam hoga. Tab tak apne hath se hi kaam karna hoga.
Salim: Ghanta, main to kisi ko chodna wala hu (Haste hue).
Ali: Kon Salim bhai?
Salim: Aur kon Komal aunty ko.
Ye sun kar main shock ho gaya tha. Mujhe bahut gussa aa raha tha. Socha abhi uth kar usko maaro. Par maine gussa control kiya, aur unki aage ki baatein sunne lag gaya.
Ali (haste hue): Salim bhai, so jao, kuch bhi mat bolo.
Salim: Ali kya pata ya corona mein hum log zinda bhi rehne waale hai kya nahi. Uske pehle mujhe last time kisi ko chodna hai.
Ali: Tum sahi keh rahe ho bhai.
Salim: Aur Komal aunty dekhne mein ekdum hot hai. Maine jis din pehli bar dekha tha. Use din hi mera lund khada ho gaya. Ekdum heroine lagti hai.
Ali: Haa ekdum Anjali bhabhi jaisi dikhti hai (Taarak Mehta ka ooltah chashmah wali Anjali. Abhi tum log figure ka andaza laga lo).
Salim: Haa na ek to itni gori hai. Aur boobs bhi mast ekdum. Aur gaand ki to baat hi mat karo. Itni mast lagti hai maxi mein na.
Ali: Sahi bola bhai. Aunty ko chodna ke baad marr bhi gaye to chalega.
Salim: Aunty shanti se to degi nahi. Kuch planning karni hogi.
Ali: Haa ye dekha bc mera lund khada ho gaya hai.
Salim: BC mera bhi. Aunty ko apne lund par bitha ke chodne wala hu main.
Salim aur Ali dono muscular ladke hai, kyunki wo log regular gym karte hai. Thodi der mein wo log so gaye. Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Ye sab sun ke mera bhi lund khada ho gaya tha. Mujhe bhi chahiye tha Salim aur Ali meri maa ko chode. Do ladke meri maa ko kaise chodenge ye dekhna tha? Aur maa dikhne mein ek hot bhabhi se kam nahi thi. Fir thodi der main bhi sochte hue so gaya.
Doosre din subah normal tha. Par mujhe abhi Salim aur Ali ki aankhon mein maa ka liye hawas saaf dikhayi de rahi thi. Thode samay baad wo log market gaye the kuch lene ke liye. Maine bhi unka peecha kiya.
Ali: Salim hum log kidhar jaa rahe hai?
Salim: Medical shop. Sleeping pills aur viagra pills lene. Aunty ko viagra pills denge, jisse wo garam ho jayegi, aur Rohan ko sleeping pills denge taaki wo chudai mein disturb na kare. Aaj raat ko maza aa jayega.
Ali: Pills to leli. Ek kaam karte hai cold drink mein daal ke de denge.
Salim: Sahi bola.
Salim aur Ali raat ko ghar pe aaye.
Maa: Chalo sab log hath dho kar khaana khaane baith jao.
Salim: Haa aunty.
Main: Arre waah, tum logon ne cold drink bhi layi hai.
Ali: Haa bhai.
Maine thoda Ali aur Salim ka plan easy kar diya tha, maa ko cold drink ka glass deke. Fir maine bhi naatak kiya cold drink peene ka. Uske baad hum log terrace pe chale gaye sone ko. Maa neeche ke room mein so gayi. Thode samay baad
Salim: Ali chal neeche?
Ali: Haa bhai.
Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega. Kahani par comment zaroor kare.
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